Random.

Brandi- "What is that guy wearing?"
Raun- "Mexican."

Adventures of McDonalds Parking Lot.

While on our way out of town, we stopped at McDonalds to fill up on the deliciousness of their breakfast menu. After eating we returned to the car to get the trip started and a LARGE family walked in front of us to a van. Coincidentally they were all black/ African American... whatever the "accepted" term is. So I yell to Raun, "Holy shit babe! It's the Nuggers." Lmfao. Referring to the Dugger family from TLC's show 19 kids and counting.


Just a little disclaimer for whoever reads this and thinks.... wow, she's racist, or wrong, etc. My best friend happens to be black. Ok. Thanks. =]

Brandi- "Made it to Jenell's and me and Boomer are fighting. So don't question about the scratches and blood."
Raun-"Is Raun Hampe gonna have to slap a bitch? Not you the dog."


Brandi- "Do you like key lime pie?"
Raun- "IDK why?"
Brandi- "Just wondering."
This was our entire conversation. LOL.

Brandi sitting in the waiting area for my tattoo appointment... "There are the lamest people in here, this guy is looking to get a razor wire arm band and the girl is looking to get a tribal butterfly tramp stamp."

Brandi-"I'm hungry."
Raun-"Go make you some food bruh."
Brandi-"Bruh? Make me some food before I puke on your eyebrows."

Brandi's Mom-"She's crazy huh?" (to a friend about Brandi)
Mom's Friend-"Yeah."
Mom-"Where do you think she gets that from?"
Brandi-"You drank when you were pregnant with me." LMFAO

Our adventures in the ER waiting room....
Brandi to Raun- "Damn, Shamu in front of us in jamming the fuck out."

Raun on his green armband which lets staff know patient should not be up walking around.... "What if I have to piss?"
Brandi-"They bring you a cup!"
Raun-"What if I have to shit?"
Brandi-"They bring you a bowl!"